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Humanity thrives on progress. We devise
better things and better ways of doing things, just to give us enough
get-up-and-go when the alarm clock rings. But as the pace of inventions
increases, so does the difficulty in keeping up with quality requirements.
Every year, hapless engineering students
are faced with a challenge. They are given a case scenario in which they are
faced with the requirement to move a certain weight over a specified terrain.
Their challenge is to engineer a device to move the goods on land with the
least possible difficulty.
There are two correct solutions. The first
is to engineer the wheel. The second has yet to be devised, as nobody has yet
been able to reinvent the wheel.
Unfortunately, the same cannot be said of
the computer industry. As I sit here, I am faced with the prospect of
revolutionary new technology revolutionizing my life and productivity. A major
new operating system is about to be released.
Regular readers of this column will have
gathered that I am a traditionalist as far as computers are concerned. I have
spent a major amount of time learning to use my computer productively, and it
is actually stable enough to be fairly reliable, albeit propped up with enough
anti-virus software and personal firewalls to give a fair-sized headache every
time I try to use it.
Unfortunately, my outmoded
turn-of-the-millennium software is horribly archaic, and accretions in the
operating system, as well as aging processors, mean that I have no real choice
but to make a change. I have opted for the most recent operating software but
one. The new, new operating system will have to wait a few years, until
everyone has stopped complaining, and it has been developed to the point where
it is actually something more than a theoretical product which eats patches the
way a kid goes for a bowl of sweets.
But I am still faced with the prospect of
change which involves reinstallation of my software and a whole lot of work to
get all the patches and security up and running again.
The computer industry is a strange place.
Nothing is ever released in a final version, and nothing is ever finished. In
fact, in the rush to get to market, software is released often indecently
early. I cannot remember the last time I installed a piece of software that did
not need a patch or an upgrade, normally just before deadline on some piece of
work, but more usually just after installing a game and expecting to sit down
for an evening’s gratuitous violence.
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